The Wick Rules

Of course The Wick has rules! No, rules are NOT made to be broken.

Visiting The Wick are you?

Well then, you're obeying the rules. ALL 12 OF THEM. Or else. 

1. NO RUNNING

2. NO CYCLING

3. NO LYCRA AT ALL

4. TREES ARE NOT FOR CLIMBING

5. NO COMPLAINING

6. NO SMOKING

7. NO SHOUTING

8. NO SWEARING

9. NO HATS, OKAY SOME HATS ARE FINE

10. NO MEAT

11. NO HIGH HEELS

12. NO HIGH JINKS 

There you go. Memorise all 12, as you could be tested at any time by a Wick Warden. Got that? Good. 

Yours, The Wick.

Oh yes, now you know AND HAVE MEMORISED the Rules of The Wick, familiarise yourself with - if you don't know already - where The Wick is and how to get there.

Go, go now!

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